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To Shropshire
03:14
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All my life I've envied the lemon drizzle for its shizzle in the mizzle.
Listen to find out why.
Thanks.
Bye.
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Byron Had A Bear
04:11
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Lots of things that rhyme with "bear".
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Oh baby, she's a German lady.
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Fruity Fruity Fruity
03:25
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Rink-ka-dink-dink-dink do-do-do do-do-do doo.
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What have you done?
What did you do?
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Im Vinter die schnizelrost is gross und die Jugenherberge ist spillen into ze streetzen.
Dogs.
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See above.
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Cock cock cock cock cock... and balls.
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Original Shin
04:51
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Rhapsody on a theme of shin. (Jonny 38:2)
Do not covet they neighbours shin. Or thine own shin. (Hannah 2:5-6)
Do not eat the shins that swim. Nor the shins that fly. And if thou art to eat a hooved shin see that it is roasted, not toasted. Pelted to death, never melted with breath (Jonny 13:162-8)
Take this shin. It is my shin (Hannah 1:1-14)
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How's your brother?*
*Angela Merkel has a brother named Ercol, he was born in 1952 in Dusseldorf to the parents of future German chancellor and Boband-inspiration Angela Merkel.
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Yeah, go on then
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Spider (Mysterio)
03:25
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I wish I'd sung: "8 legs, no face, 8 legs, no face, 8 legs, no face, SPIDER". It was the best bit and I didn't do it. Now it's lost although technically I could overdub it later and re-upload the track. Maybe I have. But you aren't to know.
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WHY IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY?
WELCOME TO BIRTHDAY TOWN!
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(opening line) Angela Merkel you look like turtle.
D'oh.
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Rabbit
Hare
Possibly
Bsusses
Alligator is the standard option
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17. |
Cat On A Hot Tin Greg
02:41
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Everything looks like abstract expressionism if you get close enough to it
That's quite profound
And Greg found it on the ground
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18. |
Hot Green Peas
02:27
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Activate the bowel app!!
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19. |
Eat Those Dogs, Ryan
01:40
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Eat those dogs Ryan with your noggin'
Don't try
Openin' a beer
Eat them.
It's a very beige dinner *tut*
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20. |
Here Comes The Wolverine
00:22
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Here comes the wolverine
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21. |
Penguins Be Slidin'
02:44
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Bounce, bounce, bounce it baby
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23. |
Jon's Drinking Song
02:24
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Ooh Germans.
That's not what head is.
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24. |
Jimminy Fails
01:10
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25. |
Jon's Head Revisited
01:11
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Copyright Anthony Gormley.
Trademark belongs to Jackson Pollock.
Don't even think about what Jon is singing.
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