I Don't Think You Understand Just How Long Eighty-Four Minutes Actually Is

by The Zvonimir Boband

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1.	To Shropshire 03:14	lyrics	buy track
All my life I've envied the lemon drizzle for its shizzle in the mizzle. Listen to find out why. Thanks. Bye.
2.	Byron Had A Bear 04:11	lyrics	buy track
Lots of things that rhyme with "bear".
3.	Merkel (The Jon Williams & Colleagues Version) 03:08	lyrics	buy track
Oh baby, she's a German lady.
4.	Fruity Fruity Fruity 03:25	lyrics	buy track
Rink-ka-dink-dink-dink do-do-do do-do-do doo.
5.	Swiss Family Dinghy Perils 01:18	lyrics	buy track
What have you done? What did you do?
6.	The Ballad Of The Only Child And The Problem Child 02:57	lyrics	buy track
Im Vinter die schnizelrost is gross und die Jugenherberge ist spillen into ze streetzen. Dogs.
7.	Catherine, It's Basement Time 01:23	lyrics	buy track
See above.
8.	Cock And Balls (Can I Get A Cock, Cock, Can I Get A Balls, Balls) 03:32	lyrics	buy track
Cock cock cock cock cock... and balls.
9.	Original Shin 04:51	lyrics	buy track
Rhapsody on a theme of shin. (Jonny 38:2) Do not covet they neighbours shin. Or thine own shin. (Hannah 2:5-6) Do not eat the shins that swim. Nor the shins that fly. And if thou art to eat a hooved shin see that it is roasted, not toasted. Pelted to death, never melted with breath (Jonny 13:162-8) Take this shin. It is my shin (Hannah 1:1-14)
10.	Merkel (The Hannah Version) 03:08	lyrics	buy track
How's your brother?* *Angela Merkel has a brother named Ercol, he was born in 1952 in Dusseldorf to the parents of future German chancellor and Boband-inspiration Angela Merkel.
11.	Jimmy Wales (I'm Feelin' Good About You) 02:12	lyrics	buy track
Yeah, go on then
12.	Jim-Jimminy, Jim-Jimminy, Wales. 02:55	info	buy track
13.	Spider (Mysterio) 03:25	lyrics	buy track
I wish I'd sung: "8 legs, no face, 8 legs, no face, 8 legs, no face, SPIDER". It was the best bit and I didn't do it. Now it's lost although technically I could overdub it later and re-upload the track. Maybe I have. But you aren't to know.
14.	You Can Find Me In Da Birthday 02:43	lyrics	buy track
WHY IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY? WELCOME TO BIRTHDAY TOWN!
15.	Merkel (The Greg Version) 03:08	lyrics	buy track
(opening line) Angela Merkel you look like turtle. D'oh.
16.	I'm An Ordinary Person From Surrey (Skit) 04:15	lyrics	buy track
Rabbit Hare Possibly Bsusses Alligator is the standard option
17.	Cat On A Hot Tin Greg 02:41	lyrics	buy track
Everything looks like abstract expressionism if you get close enough to it That's quite profound And Greg found it on the ground
18.	Hot Green Peas 02:27	lyrics	buy track
Activate the bowel app!!
19.	Eat Those Dogs, Ryan 01:40	lyrics	buy track
Eat those dogs Ryan with your noggin' Don't try Openin' a beer Eat them. It's a very beige dinner tut
20.	Here Comes The Wolverine 00:22	lyrics	buy track
Here comes the wolverine
21.	Penguins Be Slidin' 02:44	info	buy track
22.	Bounce Bounce Bounce It (Baby) 00:47	lyrics	buy track
Bounce, bounce, bounce it baby
23.	Jon's Drinking Song 02:24	lyrics	buy track
Ooh Germans. That's not what head is.
24.	Jimminy Fails 01:10	info	buy track
25.	Jon's Head Revisited 01:11	lyrics	buy track
Copyright Anthony Gormley. Trademark belongs to Jackson Pollock. Don't even think about what Jon is singing.